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I have the perfect idea for the perfect New Year’s resolution for the coming decade?

I am already perfect as I am, so instead of me making a New Year’s resolution, it should be everyone else changing to suit me! My existence has justified the existence of this universe, and so everyone else owes me my interests. Make me happy!

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5 Responses to “I have the perfect idea for the perfect New Year’s resolution for the coming decade?”

  1. Spitfire said :

    Let me know how that works out for you.

  2. Law & Order: Intarwebz Unit 2.0 said :

    Would it please His Royal Highness, The Pickle, if I ate him with some cheese and crackers?

  3. Chimère d'or said :

    If you were perfect, you would be happy, because happiness would be complete in you.

    So since you just refuted yourself, maybe your resolution can be not to do that for a while.

    😀

  4. Vik Adams said :

    um nope, nope, um you have a little bend in you um spiney thingy

  5. BADGER the AWFUL!!! said :

    Badger will eat more junk food and watch more TV.

    OK OK, I’ll donate more money to NPR.




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