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How come Jesus never got Christmas gifts except at age 0? Was it because he was naughty?

How come Santa never got Jesus gifts on Christmas? Was it because he was on the naughty list?

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13 Responses to “How come Jesus never got Christmas gifts except at age 0? Was it because he was naughty?”

  1. nonoyawns said :

    He didnt believe in God or Santa.

  2. gary P said :

    Sweetie, does your mommy know you are on the computer alone?

  3. prince_2b_princess said :

    Christmas didn’t come along till well after he was dead .

  4. No Chance Without Jesus said :

    Thinking Hurts Much?

  5. adam & steve said :

    Saint Nick wasn’t born yet.

  6. Tommiecat said :

    Santa does not exist. The gifts was God’s child support to Mary and Joseph or do you not get it. God is not a dead beat dad

  7. rosa q said :

    He was given gifts by the three kings. Myrrh, Frankincense, I forgot the other one.

  8. Siver C said :

    Santa hadn’t been born yet.

  9. David H said :

    *sigh* The Magi did not visit Jesus that first Christmas. It is lilely thatHe was at least two by the time that they showed up with their gifts.

  10. Star of the sea said :

    Pathetic

  11. Rosie said :

    Yeah. Jesus was a real naughty manwh*re.

  12. Plato said :

    Jesus was the gift to the world and Santa just delivers the presents.

  13. Barrel Bottom said :

    When all you get is Frankincese and Myrrh (what the hell is Myrrh anyway) you really arent looking forward to gifts on Christmas.

    I heard when he was 14 he got a Nintendo but got real depressed when he realized that he wouldnt have a place to plug it in for another 1900 years.




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